Orthorunics
Tuesday, November 3, 2026
Friday, October 30, 2026
Friday, Oct 30th, 2026 ~ Patti Varol
AMERICA'S MOST HAUNTED
17. Suggestion at the start of a Halloween decoration workshop?: MAKE-A-WITCH - Make-A-Wish; I don't have a tree in my front yard, or I'd put one of these up . . .
23. Expectation during a Halloween concert?: RHYTHM AND BOOS - Rhythm & Blues
36. Apparition who only appears on Halloween in the Golden State?: CALIFORNIA GHOST - I had ghoul first - as in Califronia girl, but no, it's the California Coast, which I see is currently threatened
49. Got separated from a spooky friend at a Halloween party?: LOST ONE'S GHOUL - Lost One's Cool - the "nameless Ghouls" are the members of the Swedish rock band Ghost, behind "Papa Emeritus V". Now for a song about that vampire from Transylvania . . . not the Muppet, the other one
59. "My Halloween monster costume is so disappointing!"?: I DON'T SCARE - "I. Don't. Care."
Buuuuuut Waaaaaait There's Mooooooan~!
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2. Spot checker?: LEASH - Dog humor, har-har
Friday, October 23, 2026
Friday, Oct 23rd, 2026 ~ Winston Emmons
UNDERSTAND A BLEAT

This is Winston's LA Times puzzle #15, and the first one I've had to blog - Chairman Moe had ths last one, here, back in April 2024. This one kinda fizzled on me; even owning up to a single cell mistake, I found the construction & theme to be bland - in fact, 30D. is not even a unique crossword answer. The rest of the fill contained little to make me go "RAH~!"; YMMV, but again, I think the editor is more to blame on this one - and not the first time I felt that way this week. Standard grid, no circles, no outlier letters, far too many proper nouns ( names ) & "foreign"clues, and the same count of 3LW to 5LWs. The Across themers and Down reveal:
30. Really, really sticky situation?: HONEY COMBAT - Honeycomb, a better redefining themer
46. Brag obnoxiously after winning a swabbing contest?: MOP AND GLOAT - Mop & Glo, the floor cleaning product
59. Generous Volkswagen promotion?: FREE PASSAT - Free Pass - I have a "free" VW Jetta in my backyard if you'll give me $1500 to get rid of it . . . π
48. "Finally!," or what can be found in 18-, 30-, 46-, and 59-Across: AT LAST - The theme answers all end with the additional letters A & T, or "at, last". I see Mr. Emmons was able to slide "ETTA" into the grid as well "@" 31D.
But@ Wait@ There's@ More@~!
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Splynter
Friday, October 16, 2026
Friday, Oct 16th, 2026 ~ Yijing Chen
"A Minor" COMPOSITION in "B#"
17. Female sib: DOSIDOS - SISter, abbr in the clue, abbr in the answer, no relation to the actual fill of do-si-do, the dance step ( and now I see, a strain of marijuana, plus the Girl Scout cookie ); the same non-relation goes for all of the themers . . .
18. Cozy eatery: CAREFREE - CAFE, not the 'care-free' attitude, e.g.
23. Man of La Mancha: SEMI MINOR - SEΓOR, EspaΓ±ol for "man" in the Spanish city - which we also learned from last week's clue/answer "Dulcinea" fiasco; filled mostly via perps, and I did not know what the definition of "Semi Minor" was;
38. The complete set: ALFALFA - ALL
45. Big flowerpot: SOURS ON - URN - "loses interest in"; almost impossible to fill in without understanding the theme
57. Extemporizes: LAVA LAMPS - VAMPS - the "musical improvisation" definition. I have a green one to match my office
67. Low-level laborer: PETITION - PEON, my first thought, but was obviously too short for the eight-letter fill in the grid
69. "Perfect!," or how to make seven answers in this puzzle match their clues?: NO NOTES - D'Oh~! A deer, a female deer - remove the doubled Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So ( and I know it's usually referred to as "SOL" ) -La-Ti-Do pairings, and what's left is a straight explanation for the clue π
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