Friday, July 3, 2026

Friday, Jul 3rd, 2026 ~ Jay Silverman

 D'Art BOARD

Girls Eye~!

I had a run of Jay Silveman puzzles on Wednesdays back in '24-'25, and his last LA Times post was in March of this year.  Today we have four 'pun-ishing' clues that "repronounce" an English word as a its foreign counterpart, with some humorous results - if that's your thing.  I liked the theme, just got stuck trying to find the one wrong square when I did not get my "ta-DA~!", and it was a name crossing one of those foreign words, compounded by a low Grid Flow.  Standard grid, a mere eight 3LWs, twice as many four- as five-letter words, no circles, two handfuls of names, three "others", and nary a Twurd to be found~!  The themers; 

17. Comfort that can only come from French bread?: PAIN RELIEF - It was the last themer that sent the V-8 can flying, and thus today I learned that the Frawnche word for "bread" is "pain" - pronounced all in the nose, sorta "puuhh(n)"

26. Creating perfect sunbathing conditions on an Italian beach?: SOLE PURPOSE - I was stumped at this themer, and the low grid flow meant only one crossing for help; don't know why I struggled to think of the Italian word for "sun", = "sole", with a 'flair' on the e, "sol-uh"

43. Positive review in a German newspaper?: GUT REACTION - pronounced "goot", this one made sense on my second pass . . .

58. Home for the king of Spain?: REAL ESTATE - and again with a differing pronunciation, "ree-ahl", which means royal, as opposed to "not fake" - learned from Spanish football / soccer teams

If you're American when entering a bathroom, and American when exiting, what are you inside~?

European . . .

Mais Aspettare Es Gibt Mรกs~!


ACROSS:

1. Path behind a mower: SWATH - There's a guy who lives near me on rte 32 who takes the most meticulous care of his grass . . . and last weekend, I saw this thing cruising his lawn 

It's this $5349 mower AND snowblower ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

6. Cheese in a Greek omelet: FETA - semi-Easter egg of old language, new crossword

10. Whack with snowballs, say: PELT

14. Goosebump-causing: EERIE

15. Person with a fan club: IDOL - person with a fan club; Billy Idol

Yeah, I've used this image before . . . 

16. Cooking spread: OLEO - learned by doing crosswords

19. Gradually introduce to solid foods: WEAN

20. Isfahan's country: IRAN - geo name #1

21. Claims that won't pass fact checks: LIES

22. Posh and __: nickname of a British celebrity couple: BECKS - name (ish) - the duo of 'Posh Spice' Victoria and David Beckham, he of European football ( soccer ) fame . . . 

Married 27 years tomorrow~!

23. Mesopotamian empire that included parts of 20-Across: ASSYRIA - geo name #2, but the circumreferential clue made it easier this time

25. Likely to be mouthy: PERT - I'll wash that mouth out with Pert shampoo . . . 

Plus~!

31. Software demos: BETAS

35. Capital of British Columbia: VICTORIA - geo name #3, and the #1 "other" Victoria . . . ๐Ÿ™„

36. Employs: USES

37. Spot: SPECK - Spot was sooo last week . . . 

39. Staple that's often helpful in a pinch?: SALT

40. Chased: RAN AFTER - I had WAS AFTER to start

42. Bench press muscles: DELToidS - AND - 38D. Bench press muscle: PECtoral - this one-arm out, one-arm curl & press is brutal - as you can tell from my grimace . . .


46. Clairvoyant: SEER

47. Lost one's cool: SNAPPED

52. Word with act or action: CLASS - class act, class action

54. Political alliance: BLOC

56. Conditional programming word: ELSE

57. "Only Murders in the Building" home: HULU - Ah.  Where it's to be streamed

60. Salchow kin: AXEL - Friday cluing for this crossword Olympics staple

There, that oughta clear things up . . . 

61. Zealous: AVID

62. Asked too many questions, say: PRIED

63. Unwelcome visitor: PEST - there has been a preponderance of big black ants cruising my home this spring, even with a dozen traps in the usual corners . . .

Look closer . . .

64. Funeral rite pile: PYRE

65. Senators' staffers: AIDES - the #2 "other" Senators . . . ๐Ÿ™„ - see below


DOWN:


1. Instagram filter shade: SEPIA - good WAG to start my Downs

2. Models: WEARS - I went with the noun, tried TYPES

3. Met highlights: ARIAS - "Met" = Metropolitan Opera

4. Lacking resonance: TINNY

5. Gender-specific pronoun: HER - HIS, OUR, SHE, YOU, take your pick

6. Relating to offspring: FILIAL - how kids behave in respect to parents

7. Actress Falco: EDIE - name #4, crossword staple

8. Wiggled body parts: TOES - I can actually spread my toes like a hand - I'll refrain from posting an image

9. ET from Melmac: ALF - from the 80's TV sitcom

10. Confidence-enabling stance: POWER POSE - Had me thinking "Captain Morgan"


11. __ college: ELECTORAL - nailed it

12. Security breach: LEAK - Dah~! I tried HACK, 50% correct

13. Jillions: TONS - oh no~! is it a Twurd~?  ALOT, ATON~?

18. 2025 Pixar title character: ELIO - name #5 that caused me grief on my last themer fill

22. Muppet who lives in the basement of 123 Sesame Street: BERT - name #6; I tried ELMO

24. Blog feed letters: RSS - Really Simple Syndication - yes, really; more here

25. Senators target: PUCK - Got me.  Dammit.  I was thinking baseball - but they're the Nationals these days - this is the Ottawa NHL team, and I am ashamed I missed it on the first pass . . . ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ž


27. Navratilova rival: EVERT - Tennis greats, but SELES was the wrong decade and name, #7

28. Camera shot: PIC

29. Sandy sediment: SILT

30. Noshes: EATS

31. Nondescript town: BURG

32. Biblical twin: ESAU - the birthright brother

33. Events in retail parking lots: TENT SALES - huh - a unique crossword fill . . .

34. Thus: AS A RESULT - three-word fill for a Friday four-letter clue

37. Elite athlete: STAR

41. Extra charges: FEES

42. Cold case sample: DNA

44. Tristan's beloved: ISOLDE  - crossword couple, name #8

45. Fairy tale start: ONCE - upon a time . . .

48. __ dish: PETRI

49. Flannel pattern: PLAID


50. Name in the makeup aisle: ESTร‰E - Lauder, name #9

51. Monopoly stack: DEEDS - not MONEY


52. Bloke: CHAP - I tried GENT, 100% wrong

53. Quite posh: LUXE - the #3 "other" Posh

54. Quail group: BEVY - Right.  That's the word I could not recall

55. Bear necessity?: LAIR - a 'barely' bearable punny clue . . . 

58. Ice Spice genre: RAP - three-letter music genre~? Ektorp EMO or RAP

59. Ballston __, New York: SPA - geo name #10, but I had help - I lived in upstate NY for years, in Colonie, which is outside of Albany, not far from this place - and where Rusty Brain hails from

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Splynter

Grid Flow a LOW 16.1

Friday, June 26, 2026

Friday, Jun 26th, 2026 ~ Jeremy Venook

  DISSED

Image

This is Jeremy's second LA Times puzzle; RB had the first one a year ago.  Today we have the addition of "DIS" to phrases that I found to be not as common as I would have liked, and therefore left me feeling a little DISsatisfied with the results.  YMMV.  Ektorp returns with two examples, a standard grid, a third the # of 3LWs to four-letter words, a handful of names, and no circles.  The three themers and the reveal;

20. Hours at an art gallery?: DISPLAYING TIME - The base phrase refers to the equal distribution of on-field activity for all team members of a little league, etc.  - and here's the Dissed version . . . 

Salvador Dali, "The Persistence of Memory"

25. Factory that produces bad vibes?: DISCONTENT MILL - The base phrase is more broadly recognized as "Content Farm" - with more here from Wiki; the Dissed version . . .

Santa's Elves Unite~! Local N.P. 33

44. Admit to wearing a dental prosthetic?: DISCLOSE THE GAP - The "gap" being a wide variety of things, but mostly bringing technology and eductaion to those without - and the Dissed version . . .

He was my first thought - here's a list of other 'gap-toothed' people

51. Process of detachment, or an apt title for this puzzle: DISASSOCIATION - what's the difference between ignorance and apathy~?  I don't know, and I don't care . . .

But . . .

Wait , , ,

There's . . .

More~!


ACROSS:

1. Carrefour's country: HAITI - Jeremy likes Haiti - it appeared in his first LA Times puzzle, too - geo name #1

6. Cuticle oil spot: NAIL - this made no sense until I looked up cuticle oil - it's lotion for the unguis


10. Trellis part: SLAT - I had to rebuild one in April


14. "Snowy" bird rarely found in snowy places: EGRET - five-letter snowy bird~? - Ektorp

15. Hindu mentor: GURU

16. Pixar film set partially in the afterlife: COCO - half-filled via perps

17. Inner self, to Jung: ANIMA - Mentioned frequently in Jordan Peterson's Psychology of the Bible series

18. Soup noodle: UDON - crossword staple

19. Bicycle attachment: HORN - training wheels didn't fit

I like this attachment - the wire basket, that is ๐Ÿ™„

23. Munich article: EINE - Deutsch - we saw this last Saturday

24. Memoji platform: IOS - I am PC ( Android ) - so I didn't get this one

32. Irrefutable point: FACT

33. Fad: RAGE - memoji~?  obvi it's totes all the rage

34. Trout's team, on scoreboards: LAA - I had _ AA from perps, and not being into baseball . . .

35. Concise concession: "I LOST."

37. Part of some uniforms: HAT

38. Judicial pauses: STAYS - I guess . . .

40. Mum's mum: NAN

41. Word in a Samin Nosrat cookbook title: ACID - HEAT, and two others I couldn't recall


43. Burden: ONUS

49. Broadcast: AIR

50. Ivy in New Haven: YALE - collegial reference

58. Slam dance: MOSH - now this one I knew, but I do not participate - seems a bit silly to me; guess I'm old now

59. Viola clef: ALTO - filled via perps

60. Getty Images download: PHOTO - Getty being one of the image sites that sometimes "license" a photo, and therefore, ones I avoid at all costs when writing the blog . . .

61. Otherwise: ELSE

62. Standard choice: GO-TO

63. Took effect: SET IN

64. Shredded side: SLAW - I'm a fries / onion rings kind of guy

65. School founded in 1440: ETON - four letter old school~? = Ektorp

66. Clear one's name, perhaps?: ERASE


DOWN:

1. Eye site: HEAD - Once again, had most of my Downs wrong; starting with filling in FACE

2. Hindu god of fire: AGNI - more here

3. Eye piece: IRIS - Dah~!  Not LENS

4. Storms: TEMPESTS - $2 word; I love this album cover image

Nanci Griffith  - storms

5. Bold alternative: ITALIC - Ah.  Referring to fonts / type

6. "The Sympathizer" Pulitzer winner Viet Thanh: NGUYEN - Friday name, #2, filled via perps

7. German auto: AUDI - Yay~! I got a Down answer right~!

8. Nutrient in beans and rice: IRON - Ah.  My mind had "protein" polarity

9. Putting one foot forward, in a way: LUNGING - some of the most difficult exercises working with my gym trainer involve lunges and squats - my knees are aging faster than the rest of me . . . 

10. Doctrinal rupture: SCHISM - I read this as "doctoral", and went with HERNIA . . .๐Ÿ˜œ It's also one of my favorite "Tool" songs; 

Tool, from Lateralus, "Schism"

11. Arachne's device: LOOM - I knew we got "arachnid" from this myth, but WEB didn't fit

12. Land division: ACRE

13. Boatload: TON - thank you for not being the A TON Twurd~!

21. "It's __-brainer!": A NO - aaaaand I spoke too soon . . . 

22. "For sure!": "TOTES~!" - 21st century-speak for totally, dude . . .

25. Start of a Tibetan religious title: DALAI - a gimme; "ocean" master / teacher

26. Taskbar lineup: ICONS - I was forced to upgrade to Windows 11 while writing this blog - but so far, I have not had any issues . . . ๐Ÿคž

27. Swap: TRADE

28. Consume: EAT

29. Glazer of "Broad City": ILANA - the one cel where I didn't bother to do the alphabet run - A~? E~? - in retrospect, I needed to see MILL as the logical end of the themer.  Sigh.  Her IMDb; Name #3

30. Easy bucket: LAYUP - Wiki says it's one word

31. Miss: LASS

32. Happen across: FIND - Ah, right - I "happened across" an article I saved from a Cincinnati newspaper detailing the movie "The Golem" that I worked on half my life ago . . . 

Most likely the best time of my life

36. "The Godfather" actress Shire: TALIA - a, a, name, #4

37. Third-person possessive: HIS - I got locked into OUR

39. As one: TOGETHER - as in the next clue/asnwer

42. Boutonniรจre partner: CORSAGE - nailed this Frawnche pair - buttonhole and bodice in English

Awww, matching . . . 

45. Nut used to make cheese or butter: CASHEW - this and ALMOND fit, but I waited on perps

46. Titan of industry: TYCOON - crossword staple

47. Japanese assent: HAI - the equivalent of "yes"

48. Pass: ELAPSE

51. Barbie or Ken: DOLL - it could have been aaa NAME

52. Rae of "Barbie": ISSA - aaaand a NAME, #5

53. Opening at the post office: SLOT - not an employment opportunity, but this ๐Ÿ ‹


54. Springfield Elementary bus driver: OTTO - knew it, "The Simpsons", still name #6

55. Wee bit: IOTA - Yay~! not the Twurd ATAD

56. Elevator name: OTIS - aaaaand one more name, #7

57. __ of the above: NONE - which name did I like most in today's puzzle~? . . . 

58. Mayo o diciembre: MES - I knew what we were looking for, didn't know the Espaรฑol for 'month'


Splynter

Grid Flow 32.6

Friday, June 19, 2026

Friday, Jun 19th, 2026 ~ Elizabeth Duker-Gold

CARYATID

 Or, if you want to get in touch with the Dread Pirate Roberts: Elwes, CARY@ID.com

I did a cursory Google search for Elizabeth Duker-Gold, and found her on LinkedIn and Facebook, but with no clear indication that I had the correct person; I can tell it's her LA Times debut, and if this is her overall first publication, then double congrats~!  I loved the clever theme of this puzzle - varied common words/phrases with a & t, or "@", in the middle, restructured to resemble an email address; very cool.  Some of the people may not be that common, but I did know all five of them, partly from doing crosswords.  There was some Friday fill, to be expected, and a few that had alternate answers - see below - plus one or two "meh" ones, maybe~?.  Standard grid, no circles, 19 3LWs, just 6 names - excluding the ones intended for the theme.  The five themer email "addresses", no reveal [ BTW, the text format of the crossword screwed up my blogging due to the use of < and >, which are html code separators ];

18. To: Comedian Michael, bedding salesman [.com] - CHE(AT)SHEETS - Michael Che @sheets.com, which I think is a valid website . . .  yup

24. To: Athlete Jackson, lawn products salesman [.com] - BO(AT)YARDS - Bo Jackson @yards.com - Bo of both major league baseball and football fame, and 'yards' would be a good website/email address for lawn products - it does come up as a website, but no content

36. To: Broadcast journalist Anderson, surgical supply salesman [.com] - COOPER(AT)ORS - Anderson Cooper @ors.com - "Operating RoomS" but not a real site - and not my buddy Cooper the Australian Shepherd - see 58D.   Here's Anderson being interviewed by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

I'd play the segment, but NSFW

50. To: Actor Cheadle, chemistry lab supply salesman [.com] - DON(AT)IONS - Don Cheadle @ions.com - I know Don from his role as "Basher" in the Ocean's Eleven, et. al. heist movies - and a valid website for the TV channel Ion


57. To: Singer Bruno, bulletin board salesman [.com] - MARS(AT)TACKS - my favorite break out ( if not my personal choice in music artists, but our host likes him ๐Ÿ˜) - Bruno Mars @tacks.com - and this one led to a "non-secure" go back~! link ( I wrote this while still down on LI, so I was on my brother's network )

Hey Tom, it's "not unusual" to find Martians invading Earth . . . 
That's twice in a week for him~!

But W@ it theresmore~!.com


ACROSS:

1. Jaguar or Charger: CAR - I do the Downs first, had two wrong fills to start; I knew this was either NFL - two teams in the national football league - or two automobiles

Trevor Lawrence, and, uh, well, that's not Justin Herbert, and #19 ( on the helmet ) was retired
. . . thanks, A i ~!

4. Orchard basket: BUSHEL - so my "AMASS" at 7D was wrong . . .

10. Gillette brand: ATRA

14. Bullpen stat: ERA

15. "Reckon maybe, yeah": "I S'POSE..." - slang for "I suppose" - I am feeling ambivalent about this fill; it's valid, but is it a Twurd~? Is it 'meh'~?

16. Urge on: GOAD

17. Part of a journey: LEG

part of a "legs" journey

20. Jazz great James: ETTA - Crossword staple, name #1

22. Cropped up: AROSE

23. ThirdLove purchase: BRA - not that I "knew" this, but I had _R_, and it sounded like a lingerie website - so what are the first Two Loves~? I could take a guess . . . 

27. Like a best-case scenario: IDEAL

29. "Love it!": "SO GOOD~!"

30. Queerplatonic orientation, briefly: AROACE - short for aromantic asexual - the Wiki, if you care to know more - aah, Friday . . . 

31. Dirge: LAMENT - ELEGY did not fit

35. Bills replaced by coins in Canada and Australia: ONES - tell us more, CanadianEh!

39. Mil. no-show: AWOL - Absent WithOut Leave - oh, SNAFU - now that's FUBAR . . . 

41. Haberdashery purchase: TIE PIN

42. People in the background of a selfie, perhaps: RANDOS - Ah.  Right.  "random person" in 21st century-speak; I had the last two letters, so I went with WALDOS - hey, I could see that working . . .

I found him~!

44. Dillydally: LINGER

49. Juvenile eel: ELVER - Learning moment for me; more here

53. Pub pour: ALE

54. Beloved, in Bordeaux: CHERI - Frawnche

56. Set that might have an OLED screen: HDTV - Organic Light-Emitting Diode,  and High Definition; 'Set' threw me at first - a TeleVision set, which, now that I think of it, is kinda weird . . . it's a set of electronic tubes, circuits~?  And I did not know what the "O" stood for, even knowing what an LED was

61. Taste: SIP

62. Show opener: ACT I - Ha~!  Had this last Friday, too

63. Leash: TETHER

64. Part of a rock band?: ORE - Clever -  new way to clue the old fill - a 'band', or stratum in geology

65. Smart home system by Google: NEST - I bought a "smart" thermostat for my house, but the furnace uses just two wire leads - so it's useless; the furnace tech I needed to call two weeks ago told me not to bother with a smart device - he is if the mindset that the most efficient way to heat/cool one's house is to "set it and forget it" - thanks Ron Popeil~!

66. Grooms, as feathers: PREENS

67. Homer's neighbor: NED - Pffft - Ned . . .  Name #2



DOWN:


1. Red carpet VIPs: CELEBS - Dah~!  Not A LISTS

2. Defiant reply: "ARE TOO~!" - Dah~!!  Not I AM NOT

3. Motley: RAGTAG - I toyed with CALICO, which we had last Saturday

Definitely "ragtag" - Mรถtley Crรผe

4. Pen name: BIC - another clever clue - literally, the 'name' of a pen maker, ergo, name #3

5. See to a seat, casually: USH - more 21st century-speak for "ushering"

6. Pickle serving: SPEAR - I guess in the 21st century, it's 'one syllable easier' than to ask for a pick-le

7. Stockpile: HOARD - Dah~!!! Not AMASS

8. These, in Spanish: ESTOS - and yet I nailed the Espaรฑol word . . .

9. "__ is more": LESS - well, more or less, I guess . . . ๐Ÿ™„

10. Number that's always positive: AGE - Ah.  True.  Mine is getting further along on the spinny-wheel thing on websites these days

11. Cutesy name for paw pads: TOE BEANS


12. Unpleasant routine: RAT RACE

13. Media revenue source: AD SALES

19. Trust-worthy figure?: HEIR

21. From __ Z: A TO - three out of four two-word answers in a row

25. Texter's encouragement to try something new: YOLO - You Only Live Once - but maybe in multiple universes~? - ooooh . . . trippy

26. Assimilates: ADAPTS - I wanted adOpts

28. Portal: DOOR - into another plane of the multi-verse . . .


30. __ the Hun: ATTILA - he lived an "active, outdoor lifestyle", per George Carlin; name #4

32. __ fun: noodle dish: MEI - never heard of this - the "E" came from knowing the themer that crossed

33. Bard's before: ERE - poetic

34. Suede quality: NAP - Sleep quality; NAP time

36. New fans: CONVERTS - CON-verts, the noun, not the verb

37. Like a quaint shoppe: OLDE - ye olde quaynte shoppe

38. "I got this!": "ON IT~! - Dah~!  I had ON ME, like the check/tab

39. Local guy in The Onion headlines: AREA  MAN - this was a total unknown for me - an example

40. "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" poet Stevens: WALLACE - name #5, no clue - the poem, sort of a Zen-like "what is the sound of one hand clapping" mental exercise

43. Antarctic predator: ORCA

SE(ri)AL killer

45. Research org. with facilities in Bethesda: NIH - National Institutes of Health - filled via perps on my second pass - the website, if you care

46. Jake Gyllenhaal, to Jamie Lee Curtis: GODSON - huh.  I tried COUSIN, which sort of helped, as the "O", "S" and the "N" actually worked; name(ish)

47. Complete: ENTIRE

48. Answered, in a way: RSVP'ed - I like it, but YMMV

50. Put off: DETER - Not DELAY, and not DEFER, so I didn't understand the crossing themer at first

51. Provide an address: ORATE - the "speechify" version of address, like Lincoln's Gettysburg

52. Not wide-ranging: NICHE - ah.  Good one.  I knew what we were looking for, but needed perps

55. URL intro: HTTP - the "other" kind of address; http//www.crosswordcorner.blogspot.com

58. Gather dust: SIT - gather pet fur; dog-sit - Cooper is so bad in the summer, my clothes were covered

we stopped to "smell the flowers"

59. "KPop Demon Hunters" voice actor Jeong: KEN - no clue, name #6 - his Wiki

60. Former jrs.: SRs - school classes


Splynter

Grid Flow a low 25.8

Friday, June 12, 2026

Friday, Jun 12th, 2026 ~ Emma Oxford

 ANTI-FACTERIAL DISPUNSER

This is my fourth Emma Oxford crossword - the last one was the memorial to my friend Greg and our mutual enjoyment of playing poker puzzle.  I breezed through this Friday fill-in, with only a typo slowing me down.  Today we have five themers, no reveal, totaling 51 squares, that are a punny play on common phrases, redefined as types of ( mostly ) popular bars of soap.  A standard grid, no circles, a three-knight "dog" (๐Ÿ™„), eleven 3LWs, a handful of names, a ridiculous number of abbreviations and/or acronyms - but - was missing just the F & J for a pangram~!

17. Soap that's easy to conceal?: POCKET DIAL - Not the "politically incorrect" butt-dial, this soap -

23. Soap that could use a friend?: LONESOME DOVE - Not the town from the 1986 Pulitzer-prize winning book ( and TV series ), but a solitary bar from this collection - 

37. Soap that's super popular?: HOT LAVA - Not the exercise we used to 'play' in Phys Ed., but this - 

Check out this "soap" artwork on Artsy

49. Soap that's falling apart?: BREAKING DAWN - Not the early rising sun, but the outlier, as this is more dish detergent soap - "Dawn is breaking everywhere . . . " lyric @ 0:30

Refreshing Rain scent is the one on my kitchen sink, and I buy the gallon refill at BJs

61. Soap that's perfect for adding color to a shower routine?: ORANGE ZEST - not the 'shaved' skin of the fruit, but this cleansing product - 

This racing version was a NASCAR promo

But Wash, There's More~!

ACROSS:

1. Easter month, often: APRIL - It can be March - the convoluted way it's calculated; the first Sunday after the Paschal full moon after the Spring equinox ๐Ÿ™

6. Apple resource with curated guides: MAPS - I am Android, so it's Google's version

10. Bygone handhelds, for short: PDAs - Personal Digital Assistan - it could be either, as in 'holding hands' being a bygone Public Display of Affection - either way, it's abbr/acr #1

14. Lift a finger?: POINT - ๐Ÿ‘‰

15. Landed: ALIT

16. Reply to "I'm sure they'll be fine without you," perhaps: "OUCH." - Harsh, man . . . 

19. Low-carb diet: KETO - My friend Jay was a "keto" dieter; I missed his B-day last month, so I reached out via text a week late; he responded with "it's OK - btw, I met the love of my life, quit my job, sold my house, moved to North Carolina - oh, and had triple by-pass surgery in November . . . '  - and he's younger than me.  Sheesh.  Reminded me of this song

Billy Joel, My Life

20. Hunk: SLAB

21. Setting of the graphic novel "Persepolis": IRAN - filled via perps, Geo name #1

22. Arrive: GET IN

26. Estimate from a contractor: QUOTE - I tried PRICE first; Bzzzzt~!

28. "Me too": SAME - I wanted SO AM I, then AS ME - which was close, but, wrong

29. Relish: GUSTO - the noun, usu. in the prepositional phrase "with gusto" - you're welcome.

30. Big name in gaming monitors: ACER - filled via perps, crossword staple, name(ish)

32. Dec. holiday: XMAS - abbr/acr #2 - only 194 shopping days til . . . the countdown clock

36. Goal: AIM - Still have the same goal / aim / desire / intent to produce my board games - and now I have a fourth one to promote, too; I ran off a simplified version of the board on paper so I could work out the play details

40. Computer file suffix: EXE - for adding programs to PCs / Windows, "executable" - abbr/acr #3

41. School gps.: PTAs - PDAs and PTAs - abbr/acr #4

43. Root vegetable related to Swiss chard: BEET - I had the "EE" from my Down fills

44. SF NFLer: NINER - AND - 52D. SF MLBer: GIANT - five-letter San Fransisco major league teams, football and baseball respectively

46. Astronomical light show: NOVA - meh.  Technically, yes, but I think aurora is a better match

48. Birthplace of K-pop: SEOUL - Geo name #2

54. Signs on for another tour: RE-UPS

55. Pop diva Celine: DION - name #3 - the hot dogs go on . . . 

Peter May, comedian

56. American white __: Gulf Coast bird: IBIS - mostly perps

60. Org. with sponsored Medicare plans: AARP - American Association of Retired Persons - you can actually join at the age of 18 - but I doubt you've 'retired'.  I got my letter from UPS last month, saying I was now eligible for my retirement, having turned 55 in February this year - I think it's a whopping $337/mo., but I'll take it~! abbr/acr #5

63. Pop sensation: IDOL

64. Have too little of: WANT

65. Bowie's role in "The Prestige": TESLA - name #4, I had T _ _ _ A, but not having seen the movie . . . IMDb

66. Where Anheuser-Busch is BUD: NYSE - the New York Stock Exchange listing = BUDweiser beer - abbr/acr #6

67. Some specialist MDs: ENTs - Ears, Nose, Throat - abbr/acr #7

68. Autumn bloom: ASTER


DOWN:

1. Starters, casually: APPS - I was in sport mode, so I tried "ACES" - but this is the meals version "appetizers" - abbr/acr #8

2. Combine: POOL - I 64A. wanted MELD

3. Costa __: RICA - Geo name #5

4. Test pattern?: INKBLOT - the Rorshach inkblot test - I see Bigfoot from under a sheet of ice at #4

5. 5G precursor: LTE - a good WAG on my part, Long-Term Evolution - smartphone tech, abbr/acr #9

6. Spanish parent: MADRE - and another good WAG, 'mother' in Espaรฑol

7. Cover name: ALIAS - my new board game involves spies

8. Support for a key player?: PIANO SEAT - cute, but meh.  I wanted BENCH or STOOL . . .

Hey, I found some good-looking legs on a piano CHAIR ๐Ÿ™„

9. Mo. town: STL - St. Louis, MissOuri - abbr/acr #10

10. Progress tracker for one trying to "catch 'em all": POKEDEX - I figured it was something like this, but waited on perps - the index of the Pokรฉmon universe - more here

11. Caused by: DUE TO

12. When the fate of Ophelia is revealed: ACT IV - been doing crosswords long enough to know that this type of clue is looking for "ACT _ _", so it was either II or IV, possibly other Roman numerals

13. Sparkled: SHONE - ha~!  Nailed it

18. Prong: TINE

22. Jewel: GEM

24. Letters of equivocation: OTOH - On the Other Hand . . . I just read George Carlin's book, 'How to Rid Yourself of Doubt - or, Should You~?' abbr/acr #11

25. Harry's accomplice in "Home Alone": MARV - I did not know this name, #6


26. Walk out: QUIT - Dah~! Not EXit, but 50% correct

27. Home of the NCAA's Black Knights: USMA - knights #1, abbr/acr #12 - wait - 
there's a whole team of them~?

Uh, no - the United States Military Academy - the West Point football squad

29. Word with age or wage: GAP

30. Took off right after dinner: ATE AND RAN - Cool fill, and a nine-letter Thwurd

31. Rock & Roll HoF city: CLEveland, abbr/acr #13

33. Grubhub link: MENU

34. Rink leap: AXEL

35. Title for a knight in Westeros: SER - I am ashamed to say, I have not seen Game of Thrones

knight #2 - Ser Duncan, in the prequel

38. Short "Duh": OBVI - 21st century-speak for "obviously" - abbr/acr #14

39. Over again: ANEW

42. Maker of Trop-a-Rocka tea: SNAPPLE - Ah.  I didn't see this fill until I did the blog, and I was today-years-old when I learned that this was a flavor "invented" by the band Poison's frontman Bret Michaels for The Apprentice, though I did know he was a diabetic


45. Charges, in a way: IONIZES - WARNING~!  Science content

47. Gives a thumbs-up: OKs - ๐Ÿ‘

48. Performed in a choir: SANG

49. Scarecrow's desire: BRAIN - ooops; I put in HEART, but that was the Tin Man - no, Oz never did give nuthin' to him - and an Easter ( see 1A) Egg chorus lyric at 1:11

America - Tin Man

50. Good to go: READY

51. Money in Monaco: EUROS - I didn't take the 'plural' into account, but I did think EURO - and I also learned today that this place is a "microstate", not a 'city' in France . . . Huh 

You can just see my "other" house up on the left, overlooking the Frawnche Riviera . . . 

53. Taboos: DON'Ts - I had "NO-NOs", 60% correct

57. One-up: BEST - the LV Knights are one-up on the 'Canes - knight #3, and my musical pun

58. Tropical spot: ISLE - I'd prefer a trip to Europe over any tropical vacation

59. Movie lead: STAR

61. Be in arrears: OWE - "I know the rent is in arrears" - see the themer link at 49A., lyric @ 3:30

62. GPS prediction: ETA - Estim . . . oh , never mind, it's another abbr/acr, #15

. . . and here's the missing F, J 

Splynter

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