Orthorunics
Sunday, March 8, 2026
Friday, March 6, 2026
Friday, Mar 6th, 2026 ~ Patti Varol
A BIGHT of WIGHT
Two weeks running now, we've had a construction from the LA Times crossword puzzle editor Patti - and a better submission, IMHO, than the one from last Thursday, which had the names Natick in the NE corner. Today's theme is a clever play on "~IGHT -becomes- ~ITE" words; my only nit would be the use of two "R" words - yet they are different. I was quite impressed, however, with the two 10-letter Down fills that each crossed different sets of three themers without being "meh". A solid Friday offering - most of the terse clues were in my wheelhouse. Standard grid, no circles, 3 times the number of 4LWs to both 3- & 5-LWs, two yogurts, and a dozen names. The themers, and no reveal;
20. Ceremony that adorns dollar bills?: RITE ON THE MONEY
26. Try to find pen pals in monasteries?: WRITE BROTHERS - these guys . . .
44. Lo-cal beers from Canada?: NORTHERN LITES - these guys . . .
52. Terse review of a wonky web page?: NOT A PRETTY SITE - not this guy . . .
But Wait - There's More in SITE~!
ACROSS:
1. Goes through a lot of tissues: BAWLS - I do the Downs first, had B - W L - , which did not look promising, but "Lo~!" and "Behold~!"
6. Chi-town paper: TRIBune - abbr for Chicago, abbr for the newspaper
10. Tibetan priest: LAMA
14. "If you say so": "UH-HUH."
15. New York university named for a Scottish isle: IONA - geo name #1, knew it 'cos I grew up in NY
16. Tudyk of "Resident Alien": ALAN - name #2 - I recall the show, though I didn't watch
34. Take from the top: RE-DO
35. Intl. broadcaster since 1942: VOA - filled via perps; Voice of America - more from Wiki
36. Quash: VETO
37. Butter square: PAT
38. Leaning: BIAS
39. Info requested by brewery websites: AGE - you'll need to enter your info at 32D.
40. Store securely: STOW
42. Old Testament collection: PSALMS - had most of this via perps
47. Ticket info: SEAT
48. Santa __, California: ANA - geo name #4
49. Little dog: PUP
56. [I like these scritches!]: PURR - the brackets are a "meta-clue" hint; again, most was perps
57. Sworn statement: OATH
58. Deserve: MERIT
59. Designer Schiaparelli: ELSA - I tried e l L a; thus began my search for the "wrong" name, #5
60. Sticking point: TINE - a "right-on-the-money" definition
61. Nimble: AGILE
62. Tiny splash: PLOP
63. Michelin award: STAR - the guide IS related to the tire brand; I did not know this
DOWN:
1. Small donkey: BURRO - I did not make an "ASS" of myself to start . . . 🙄
2. Slimmest of margins: A HAIR - Sigh, a twurd
3. Kayaking challenge: WHITEWATER - one of the two solid 10-letter down fills
4. Instrument in a Vermeer painting: LUTE - good WAG on my part
6. Tread carefully: TIP-TOE - almost alliteration
8. On the sly: IN SECRET
9. Foul temper: BAD MOOD
10. Middle Eastern dairy product: LABNEH - yogurt #2 - good perps & WAGs - phew
11. Cream ingredient: ALOE - Ah; not "milk". That cream
12. More than a few: MANY - at least it wasn't "A LOT", "A TON", A twurd
13. Furthermore: AND...
21. Post-it scribble: NOTE
22. Miranda of "Homeland": OTTO - name #8 - I read the books, saw the movies, don't recall her
27. Carnival city: RIO - D'Oh~! I read this as "cry", not c-i-t-y - geo name #9
28. Muscle: BRAWN - Ha~! Nailed it.
29. Possessive type?: EVIL SPIRIT - the other great 10-letter fill
30. Travel aimlessly: ROAM - or ROVE~? I chose . . . wisely
32. __ Williams bourbon: EVAN - never heard of this liquor - name #10
37. Printing choice: PORTRAIT - the alternative is LANDSCAPE - which is too wide 🙄
41. Cozy spots: TEAPOTS - Ah. A tea "cozy" could be found on a tea POT
43. Nurse a grudge: STAY MAD - first time appearing in a crossword = unique, like this fill
45. Feature of some sandals: T-STRAP
46. Suds: LATHER - bars, not beers
50. Serving a purpose: UTILE
51. "Oh, for __ sake!": "PETE'S" - oh for heaven's sake, name #11 - blasphemy LITE
52. __ and void: NULL
53. "In that neighborhood": "OR SO" - "ish"
54. Mediterranean volcano: ETNA - geo-name #10, yada yada yada 4-letter volcano = 😜
55. Game company with a hedgehog mascot: SEGA - name (ish)
56. Energy: PEP
Splynter
Friday, February 27, 2026
Friday, Feb 27th, 2026 ~ Sara Muchnick & Doug Peterson
CROSS [ I ] EYED
This is the second LA Times collaboration between Sara & Doug; Moe had the other one two years ago. Mr. Peterson is a regular, and I found this link to a crossword blog from Sara - I like the phrase she used to 'celebrate' her first published NYT puzzle. We have a "sort-of" visual theme to the puzzle, as the sans serif font of the LA Times crossword makes a capital "I" look like a vertical line; when rotated, or "rolled", it becomes a hyphen. Took me a bit to suss, but once "EYE" did, '"EYE" smiled - a fresh, thought[ I ]provoking theme -AND - there are NO other wandering "I"s in the entire frame. Well done, constructors~! A standard grid, a handful of names, no circles, a balance of twenty 3LWs, and, having added in the "I"s, the 'straight definition' themers become unique;
17. *Inlay material, often: MOTHER [ I ] OF [ I ] PEARL - mother-of-pearl
28. *Not cooped up: FREE [ I ] RANGE - free-range
49. *Flexible: OPEN [ I ] ENDED - open-ended
61. *Lightheaded ones?: JACK [ I ] O' [ I ] LANTERNS - jack-o'-lanterns
37. Silent display of skepticism, or a phonetic hint for making sense of the answers to the starred clues: EYE ROLL - that is, one takes the "I"s in the themers and "rolls" them 90° ( either clockwise or counterclockwise, it works the same 🙄), and now they make sense~!
But Wate, There's More ~!
ACROSS:
Sunday, February 22, 2026
Friday, February 20, 2026
Friday, Feb 20th, 2026 ~ Benjamin Panico
20. *Aircraft marshaling?: PROJECT RUNWAY - "Runway Project" - but this clue~? Meh. "Tarmac resurfacing" - now that's more like it. The actual fill is about this show
34. *Lifeguarding?: LABOR POOL - this is the only themer that makes sense, too me - "Pool Labor". The actual fill is "the source of trained people from which workers can be hired"
40. *Bounty hunting?: JOB SEARCH - "Search Job" - i.e., "skip trace"; Cletus Purcell, a character in the Dave Robicheaux books, does this sort of work as a P.I. The actual fill is, well, a job search
54. Advice to a problem solver, or an apt description of the answers to the starred clues: WORK BACKWARDS - and the title of a self-help, motivational, life-affirming book as well
Did I miss some deeper meaning~?
But Wait, unfortunately, There's More
ACROSS:
Friday, February 13, 2026
Friday, The 13th, 2026 ~ Barbara Lin
CATWALK-ING
19. Reservation with impeccable timing?: THE GOOD BOOKING - The Good Book, better known as The Bible; add ING, and you get the last room available at Comic Con - I so want to dress up and go~!
27. Task for a pet store with too many cats?: KITTY HAWKING - I thought this might be an outlier, with Kittyhawk being one word, but no - the town in North Carolina is Kitty Hawk - more here
45. Sport that combines football and sparring?: TACKLE BOXING - Sounds like this could be fun - but then again, I think we have this sport already - it's called MMA
54. Night when one leaves the closet?: COME OUT EVENING - Gaming, gambling, etc., where one "buys in" and leaves at the end with the same 'investment'; I have had many a poker night where I was glad to have "come out even"
But Waiting, There's Moreing
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