Friday, May 22nd, 2026 ~ David P. Williams

 GET THE "LED"OUT

Tough call, depends on my mood, but I think this 🠉

is my favorite Zeppelin song

There's also a tribute band of the same name

Our constructor David has been a regular for the LA Times since 2021, and mostly Saturday themeless puzzles at that.  Today he turns lead into "crossword gold", as he has a change-in-the-clues theme, rather than the fill - and as suggested at 34A., we are looking to take the "l, e, a & d" out from the four starred themer clues ( not the Periodic Table symbol for lead, Pb, Latin 'plumbum', which showed up nowhere, as I first thought ).  Quite deceptive if you don't know to look "outside the 15x15 grid", so to speak.  I like it when I finish a puzzle and go "Hmm, what am I missing~?"  Just a handful of names, none too obscure ( OK, one was pretty vague - I'm lookin' at you, 14A.~! ),  a balance of 17 3LWs to 20 four-letter ones, a few abbrs, no Twurds, but a couple of "fishy" entries . . . The reveal, and the "*" theme clues;

 34. "Move it!," or how to make this puzzle's starred clues match their answers:

GET THE LEAD OUT

 Every classic rock station I grew up with usually did a 3 to 5-song run, typically Friday at Rush Hour, of  Led Zeppelin's music in a segment that they all affectionately titled "Get the LED out"

18. *Mis[lead]s in an alley: GUTTER BALL - Miss in an alley, a bowling reference; our dear-departed Boomer preferred calling the venue the "lanes", not the alley . . . "misleads in an alley" conjures up some questionable ethics . . .

23. *Word[le ad] collection: DICTIONARY - Word collection = dictionary; I got done in by the Wordle with a "_vowel _ E R" solution the first week of May - too many choices 😡 By my count, there are 150 ways to fill this in, plus two "Y" versions as well

50. *Storied Gi[lead] locale: OMAHA BEACH - Storied G.I. locale - Normandy on D-Day

I want to go see "Pressure" at the end of the month

57. *P[lea d]eal venues: BELL TOWERS - "Peal" venues - now that's funny

I came into contact with this insturment through the pipe organ company - 

a carillon playing the "Theme from Harry Potter" at the end

But Wait, There's Morel Ead~!

🙄

ACROSS:

1. Give and take: SWAP - Made my EDMONTON @ 2D. Bzzzzt~!

5. Blister: SCATHE - think reviews, as in " _ _ ing . . ."

11. Tango number: TWO - it does take Five . . . Two, Sir~!

14. Mother of Beyoncé and Solange: TINA - no clue, filled via perps, name #1

15. William Sydney Porter's pen name: O. HENRY - name #2

16. Fresh: RAW - Dah~! Not NEW

17. Pop artist Warhol: ANDY - Knew him, but it filled via perps anyway, name #3

20. Hospital figs.: RNs - Registered Nurses

21. Of two minds: TORN - Left-handed people ( like me ) are in their "right" minds . . . 😁

22. Sub-par performance?: EAGLE - Golf scoring terminology, Eagle is 2 under par

27. Fog: MIST

28. Kicked off: OPENED

29. Has a strong influence on: IMPACTS - I was close - I had impaRts, just 14% wrong

31. Posting on the side of a food truck: MENU

32. Summer music?: DISCO - Donna Summer, that is - clever.  Name(ish)

"On The Radio" - in keeping with the theme

The week this song was released, Nov 1979, Led Zeppelin

set a new record . . . 

40. Walking aids: CANES - I have one, but walking my neighborhood is too dangerous - no sidewalks, narrow streets, angry dogs . . . I have started going in to the gym to climb the Stairmaster for 30mins on my off-days from training classes

41. Icy response?: Brrr~!

43. Reaction creators: STIMULI

47. The __ Brothers: blue-eyed soul band: DOOBIE - "red -eyed", maybe, I don't know if I'd call them 'blue-eyed', but they come up on the classic rock stations as well - name(ish), and their best song, IMHO

Also released in 1979, it hit #1 in April, and they won the "Song of the Year" Grammy

49. Tsukiji market buy, perhaps: TUNA - Good WAG on my part; fishy #1

53. __-Latin: medieval language: ANGLO

55. Only: LONE

56. Night of revelry, initially: NYE - New Year's Eve

60. Sashimi's lack: RICE - half perps, but a learning moment for me - and I like rice, plus I'll stick to cooked food, thank you - fishy #2

More about sashimi - or just see Rusty Brain's post yesterday

61. Work of fiction: LIE - that it is~!

62. Carry too far: OVERDO

63. "__ come to me ... ": "IT'LL" - unlike raw fish, it's on the 'tip of my tongue' 🙄

64. Northern limits?: ENs  the limits of the word, NortherN

65. Speed up: HASTEN

66. Some drones: BEES - the animal kingdom ones, not the package delivery ones . . . then I wondered if they are in the "animal" kingdom - so I looked

Yup~!

DOWN:

1. Fame: STARDOM - shoulda known this 

2. Manitoba's capital: WINNIPEG - I tried the city in Alberta; both are hockey towns, so that's how I knew them at all - Montreal moves on~!  Buffalo lost, at home, in OT, to end game 7.  Sigh.

3. Director's cut?: "AND . . . SCENE~!" - OK, maybe a twurd, but I worked on two movie sets, and this is a "phrase" used tongue-in-cheek to direct your attention to the fact that the performance is over

4. Cough up: PAY

Can you name these two characters~?

5. Rave review: SO GOOD

6. Old-fashioned farm apparatus: CHURN - "I can't believe it's not butter . . . yet"

7. CVS Health subsidiary: AETNA - half perps

8. Big bang letters: TNT - dynamite big bang

9. Charlemagne's domain, briefly: HRE - [the] Holy Roman Empire

10. Governess who breaks the fourth wall: EYRE - I started filling in this name, #4, but waited; "breaking the fourth wall" is when a character "speaks" to the reader/watcher - e.g., "Deadpool" et al.

Top 10 Fourth Wall breakers; YMMV

11. Star-crossed: TRAGIC

12. Financial nabe in NYC: WALL ST. - 'nabe' being an abbr for neighborhood  

13. Little hooters: OWLETS

19. Auburn rival, to fans: 'BAMA - Hah~!  I threw in [ Crimson ] "TIDE"; two Georgia universities in a sports feud that turned into a deplorable act of pure malevolence against trees . . . over football.  Sheesh.

The Iron Bowl and the poisoned oaks

21. Draw: TIE

24. Hardware with flanges: T-NUT - we've seen these before

25. Goes up: RISES - like the F*&king price of gas

Exactly

26. Community pool org.: YMCA - ah - we have a YMCA in my neighborhood, and it does feature a pool; apparently, there used to be a pool in my gym back when it opened

30. Entertainment medium, for short: POD - Cast.  Meh.

32. Fabric named for a Frawnche city: DENIM - sergé de Nîmes; I tried TULLE; it's Frawnche as well

33. Tahiti, par exemple: ILE - plus Frawnche, for island

35. Ft. Worth school: TCU - I had the "U" part correct 😜 - Texas Christian; speaking of  Jesus . . . 

36. Heavenly sign: HALO

Om, I'm tellin'~!

37. Wind instrument featured in R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming": OBOE - I know of R.E.M., but not this song - the oboe comes in at 3:00

38. City slicker: URBANITE

39. Early wheels: TRICYCLE - nailed it

42. Does a cobbler's job: REHEELS - I went with RESOLES

Another person doing a cobbler job

43. Bridle suite?: STABLE - Didn't fool me here, either

44. Listen: TUNE IN - perhaps you'll "tune in" to the various music genres posted today

45. Spanish English: INGLES - Español - oooh, symmetry . . . 

46. Chambers of commerce?: MALL - Har-har.

47. "A Man on the Inside" actor Ted: DANSON - name #5, but a good WAG again

48. Honor bestowed by HM King Charles III: OBE - the Order of the British Empire - and a list of who has declined . . . 

51. With it: ALERT

52. Teeming crowd: HORDE

54. Brief "Then again ... ": OTOH - "on the other hand . . . "

58. Reproductive cells: OVA

59. Montgomery of jazz: WES - I knew of him through Eric Johnson, who emulated his style in this song.   Name #6

"East Wes", from Ah Via Musicom, 1990

60. Umbrella spoke: RIB

Splynter

Grid Flow 24.1

Friday, May 15th, 2026 ~ Jeffrey Wechsler

 MR. UNICORN VERSE

"Now I will believe that There are unicorns"

My last blog of a Jeffrey Wechsler puzzle goes WAY back to 2012, when I was on Saturday duty; I discovered that JW's first crossword dates all the way back to 1969 - published in the NYT one day after the Apollo 11 astronauts left Earth.  As for today's construction, Mr. Wechsler goes beyond his normal add-a-letter theme style to a full-word-added one.  I really had to use my noggin to get my "ta-DA~!"  Lots of vague clues, but this is how a Friday should be.  Alas, I got bogged down with some proper names again ( e.g., the last letter "D" in red below ), even if I knew half of them.  I've noticed, too, that there are ALOT of two-word entries in JW Fridays, today being no exception, but at least they feel less "forced", so I will refrain from my usual Twurds count.  I will, however, point out the Shakespeare count ( 4 ),  the abbrs count ( 9 ), the names count ( 7 ), the two-words ( also 7 ), plus two Bible, two Montreal, two New York, two octopus & two Thwurds references.  Phew - I think I got them all . . . An oversized 15 x 16 grid, no circles, and 14 3LWs; the themers and reveal;

21. Apparel worn between December 22 and January 19?: CAPRICORN PANTS - Capri Pants; these are the dates of the Zodiac Sign for the "horned goat", Latin "caper cornu"; etymology fascinates me

The Tropic of Cancer is counterpart to the Tropic of Capricorn

30. Unappreciative of St. Louis's hockey team?: SCORNING THE BLUES - Sing the Blues; the St Louis Blues did not make the Stanley Cup playoffs - but Montreal is up on Buffalo😕, right Canadian Eh!

Stray Cat Strut, lyric @ 1:42

46. Starts a top-to-bottom demolition of an old facade?: BREAKS THE CORNICE - Breaks the Ice

56. Shakespearean "Listen up!," or an apt title for this puzzle?: "LEND ME YOUR EARS~!" The Bard #2 - #1 is in the link up top

I also pondered POPCORN MUSIC / CORNER NURSE

But Wait, There's More, my CORN-erites~!

ACROSS:

1. Urban haze: SMOG - I do the Down clues first, and had nothing up here to get started . . . sheesh

5. Urban network: ROADS - I tried TRAMS

10. Parts of some locks: HASPS - hair~? canal~?  Just plain old 'gate' locks

15. Boring outcome?: HOLE - clever clue/answer; drills "bore" holes . . . 🙄

16. Go up to: END AT - Semi-meh, as in "this progam will _ _ 11pm" - Two-word #1

17. Yamaha woodwinds: OBOES - yes, they DO make them . . .

18. SNAP benefits org.: USDA - Learning moment for me; abbr, #1, for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Progam from the US Dept of Agriculture; more here

19. San Antonio site: ALAMO

20. Take part financially: BUY IN - Two-word #2

24. Wine cocktail also called blanc-cassis: KIR - Forgot the name of this drink

25. Mortgage agcy.: FHA - Federal Housing Administration - abbr #2

26. Pair of: TWO - two words in one crossword answer = Twurds

27. Bill fig.: AMounT - abbr #3

35. Dearie: HON - At least is was not the "other" 3LW . . . 

36. Expressions of discovery: A-HAs

37. Bi- quadrupled: OCTO- - Bipeds and Octopodes, #1 - or is it Octopi~? Hmmm . . .

38. "Four Quartets" poet: ELIOT - name #1

41. Writer Harte or wrestler Hart: BRET - name #2 - I had a falling out with my trainer BretT with two-T's; he's a millennial, so he has a short attention span and can be arrogant at times . . . we're good again

42. Lets go: FREES - Bible reference #1; Moses, Exodus 5:1 "let My people go free, that they may hold a feast unto Me in the wilderness"

43. SoCal emer. force: LAFD - I had the "P"olice B4 the "F"ire Dept, as NYC is FDNY - NY #1, abbr #4

44. Puts away: EATS - corn-on-the-cob eating contest~?

45. French street: RUE - Friends of mine did a spur-of-the moment Road Trip to Montreal (#2) way back in 1990; they thought they were clever because the remembered their car was parked on "RUE" street . . .  

52. Drink suffix: ADE

53. Biblical suffix: ETH - "And thus thine sayETH" - Bible reference #2 - I have been rewatching the fascinating series "The Psychology of the Biblical Stories" presented by Jordan Peterson, who steers clear of the religious aspect; now I'm working through his Exodus ones - which is how I came to know 42A.

54. Private aid gp.: NGO - Non-Governmental Organization - abbr #5

55. Largest U.S. union: NEA - The trucking teamsters is listed at #4; I was once a part of their union as an employee of both Roadway Express ( now YRC ) and UPS; abbr #6

61. Longtime college football coach Nick: SABAN - no clue, name #3

63. Vintage violin: AMATI - crossword staple

64. Smack: SWAT

65. Scoundrel: KNAVE

66. Almanac info: TIDES

67. Cover, in a way: PAVE - Phew~!  It took waaaay too long to get this fill - JW Friday clue

68. Alpine song: YODEL

69. Put away: STASH

70. Big Apple resident, for short: NYer - I was not in the City - but I once dwelled on Long Island, NY mention #2, and abbr #7

DOWN:

1. "I'm sorta disappointed": "SHUCKS~!" - Not only a "CORN" theme reference , but a 51D.  "Easter" Egg as well~!

2. Pompeii art form: MOSAIC - Incredible amount of detail; I'd love to make one

Octopus #2

3. Experienced sort: OLD PRO - Two-word(ish)~?

4. Locker contents: GEAR - think sports 

5. Try to access, as the back of a closet: REACH IN - Meh; two-word #3

6. Borrowed: ON LOAN - Two-word #4

7. Hebrew month after Shevat: ADAR - We had ELUL in the Sides Add LE puzzle last month

8. Curse: DAMN

9. "Enough!": "STOP THAT~!" - Two word #5

10. Rub shoulders (with): HOBNOB - More Shakespeare, #3, in the definition here

11. Be next to: ABUT

12. Kikkoman condiment: SOY SAUCE - two-word(ish), but it is a "thing"

13. Louvre Pyramid architect: PEI - crossword staple, name #4

14. Protected fig.: SSN - Social Security Number, abbr #8

22. "Alternatively ... ": "IF NOT..." - Two-word #6

23. Causes to gasp, perhaps: AWES

28. Ration (out): METE - a toss-up between this and DOLE, and they both worked at 58D. as well 🠟

29. General __ chicken: TSO's - My go-to Chinese choice, and I made my own this past weekend, added Spam to my fried rice per the recipe from last Friday - name(ish)

31. Friend of TV's Mary Richards: RHODA - MAUDE~?  MOORE~?  Before my time, name #5

32. Brooks of country music: GARTH - I did this one a few times at karaoke - name #6, but obviously I knew who we're looking for

33. "Lord, what fools __ mortals be!": "THESE~!" - Shakespeare #4, here, line 115

34. Cinema icon born in Rome: LOREN - Dah~! - Went with Peter LORRE off my LOR_ _; name #7

Sophia Costanza Brigida Villani Scicolone

38. Site of Napoleon's exile: ELBA - ABLE WAS I ERE I SAW ELBA - well-known palindrome

39. Tallow kin: LARD - I tried SUET

40. Guilty expression: "I FEEL BAD..." - Thwurd #1

41. Traction providers: BATHMATS - Phew, Friday fill . . . here's mine

I just installed the new vanity & top

42. Hullabaloo: FUROR - I tried MELEE

44. Cornerstone abbr.: EST'D - #9

45. Appealingly unconventional: ROGUISH - the "U" in the Down position looks odd

47. Place to keep toys?: KENNEL - Toys, as in small dogs, but I wasn't fooled; without the "?", maybe

48. Benjamins: C-NOTES - $100 bill slang

49. "Not exactly, but close": "IN A WAY..." - Tried NEARLY, but SWAY had to be correct: Thwurd #2

50. "Developed With Dermatologists" lotion brand: CeraVe - their website

51. Spring holiday: EASTER - 1...

57. Icicle spot: EAVE - 2...

58. Give out: EMIT - 3 "E"s in a row

59. Nonsense word similar to "blah": YADA - yada yada - also three in-a-row

60. Jessica Mendoza's network: ESPN - Four-letter network~?  Almost 4 "E"s in a row

61. Cloud's place: SKY - Ah, but which CLOUD - the digital storage one~?

62. "That's __-brainer!": "A NO~!" - aaaaand a Twurd.  #7.  Sorry.  Had to.

Splynter

Grid Flow 42.9

Friday, May 8th, 2026 ~ Joel Woodford

 BLINI SPOT

IHOP in Moscow . . . 😜

This is Joel Woodford's second publication; his first was a NYT puzzle last year in August.  Today we have a letter-replacement-at-the-end-of-phrases theme, with "d" becoming "i", and a very clever reveal.  A simple solve ( for me ) this time, stumbled just a little in the center and down in the SW.  Standard grid, no circles, just a handful of names, a couple of twurds, two 9-letter Downs, 15 3LWs - and four Coopers~!  The themers and reveal;

20. Small car that can only follow a single route?: ONE-TRACK MINI - One-track minD, like me and 14A.; the Mini was a British car, then it became the Mini-"Cooper" (#1), and now a line from BMW - I think; it's hard to tell who owns them, manufactures them, and markets them . . . 

An A I visual evolution - I am beginning to appreciate A I

29. Songs heard during a colorful spring festival?: MUSIC ON HOLI - Music on holD; we appreciate your patience - please enjoy this 20min flute solo . . . 

It was in March

43. First dish made at a cook-off?: OLDEST CHILI - Oldest chilD - I am the oldest of two, but my brother likes to behave like the alpha, so I let him; speaking of my brother, I am going to be house-sitting and walking my buddy in June~!  Yay~!  AND, I have found a place to adopt a schnauzer puppy, but I have to stabilize my work schedule before I commit, then fence in a part of my yard.

Cooper (#2)

52. Designer's asset, or a phonetic description of 20-, 29-, and 43-Across: EYE FOR DETAIL - parsed differently, it reads "I" for "D" tail - the last, or "tail" letter of the theme answers changes from an i to a d - very clever reveal~!

Но подожди, И это ещё не всё~!

ACROSS:

1. Meat in some fried rice: SPAM - I like Spam, buy it in bulk at BJs, get the low(er) sodium one

I might have to try this recipe

5. Place where heros are made: DELI - I do the Downs first, had only - - L -, pondered "HELL" -as in a mythological hero

9. Ready to lose one's cool: IRATE

14. Purnell of "Fallout": ELLA - name #1 - her IMDb

15. Go: EXIT - Late-week one-word clue for one-word answer

16. Wind turbine part: ROTOR

17. Polish target: NAIL - that kind of polish

18. Barn topper: VANE

19. Minds: OBEYS - "Obeys The Gap"

23. Frawnche automaker: RENAULT - I'll just call this "name(ish)", because I knew it

24. Barrel-shaped drums: CONGAS

28. Map lines: Abbr.: STs

32. Generic surname: DOE - a typical whodunnit show's unknown 'victim' is John or Jane Doe

33. Swanson of "Parks and Recreation": RON - fictional name #2

34. Brewery kiln: OAST - learned by doing crosswords

35. Temple table: ALTAR - AL-i-TAR-a-tion

38. Blend: MIX - so my "DEW drop" was Bzzzzt~!

39. The loneliest numbers?: SOLOS - AKA arias

40. Set of socks: PAIR - a set of Sox . . .

Sorry, C.C., still don't care for baseball . . .

41. Family nickname: SISter

42. Advanced deg.: PhD

46. __ tai: MAI - or, before the application of the theme, a MAD TAD

Fun with A I

49. Candy bar with peanuts and caramel: PAYDAY

The history of its name

50. Small pieces: MORSELS - I had DETAILS here, and then the reveal filled in . . .

55. Some Ukrainians: SLAVS

58. Keen: AVID

59. "Picnic" playwright: INGE - learned by doing crosswords, still, name #3

60. Pronoun choices: HE/HIM - AND - 55. Pronoun choice: SHE - clecho crossing

61. Unvirtuous activity: VICE

62. Sweater fuzz: LINT

63. Order out: EXILE - I thought "EAT IN" was clever - nope.

64. Condition affecting focus, briefly: ADHD - Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder 

65. "Not that much": LESS - sometimes, it's "more"


DOWN:

1. Barcelona men: SEÑORS

2. Revolutionary figure?: PLANET - my minD was thinking axle, axis, pole dancer . . . 

3. Crop circle makers, supposedly: ALIENS - Here's my Sim City farm with eerie crop circles . . .

4. Island near Sicily: MALTA - geo name #4

5. Cheapen: DEVALUE

6. Takes, as revenge: EXACTS - It's a recipe - best served . . . cold

May the Fourth Be With You - here's a Revenge of the Sith cake

7. Clickable text: LINK - AND - 22. Clickable image: ICON     

8. Object: ITEM - one-word clue /answer Friday vague; noun, or verb~? ob-JECT~?

9. Patch style: IRON-ON

10. Inspiration for the DC Comics hero Green Arrow: ROBIN HOOD - I did not know this - filled via perps.  I grew up with Robin Hood imagery , as my parents were born & raised in Nottingham England

11. Consumed: ATE

12. Barbie, e.g.: TOY - Doll, Name, Movie - several choices, but I like one-to-one vague cluing, as long as we're talking words, not names - it feels like I am learning something . . . 

13. 24-hour care ctrs.: ERs

21. Scuttlebutt: RUMOR - I thought 'scuttlebutt' was a person, not a term

25. Aim: GOAL - I have struggled with what my aim/goal/intent/dream/purpose ( see yesterday's puzzle ) is to be for the 'second half' of my life - the first was to buy my own home, which I accomplished in 2022.  I am going to focus on the production of my board games; found an intellectual property lawyer, have a business plan - amd I'm beginning to embrace A I as an effective tool, too.  

A trial playing of one game, back in 2017

26. "One more thought ... ": "ALSO... "

27. Parks it: SITS

30. Like Guinness: IRISH - Dah~!  Not STOUT -and a SO to Miss

31. Crew team leader: COX - the lightweight "jockey" at the back of a boat with the rowing guys

"inverse" coxswain

32. Biker trying to miss the bus, perhaps?: DAREDEVIL - I love this clue/answer.  I had just been griping about people who do NOT get up to speed at a highway on-ramp - I acually said "if you were jumping 26 buses, do you want to be going 40, or 140mph~?!"

OK, so it was only 14 buses, and just 95mph . . . 51D.

35. Per: A POP - possibly the worst twurd, not the word "EACH"

36. Chorus syllables: LA-LA - meh.  I tried TRAS

37. Shipshape: TIDY

38. __ drop: MIC - yeah, I went with DEW

39. English county: SHIRE - Sweet~!  The generic, crossword answer, not the crossname ESSEX

41. Eye affliction: STYE

42. Trudged: PLODDED

44. Authoritative retort: "SAYS ME."

45. "Jackpot!": "I'M RICH~!" - No, I am Rich~! ( when I'm not Splynter ) name(ish), twurd(ish)

46. "You're being cruel!": MEANIE - this was part of my mom's affectionate email address, "Mrs. Meanie" - a moniker she earned over 30 years as a teacher's assistant 

47. Formats, as text: ALIGNS - I use center align for my images and "justify" for text on the blog

48. Archipelago units: ISLETS

51. "Even so ... ": "STILL . . ." Evel Stunt Cycle

I am pretty sure I had this toy

53. __ bean: FAVA - "The Silence of The Lambs"

And a nice Chianti . . .

54. "Metamorphoses" poet: OVID - ooh, good WAG on my part; name #5

56. NYC ave. on the East Side: LEXington - ah forgot about that one.  The Chrysler Building is located on Lexington @ 42nd street; the building is in dire need of modernizing . . . and pays rent to Cooper Union (#3)  

Cooper again~! This time, the Square (#4)

Numbered 'backwards', east to west, 1st - 12th

57. Sushi option: AHI - interesting that the last Down fill ends with an "i"

Splynter

Grid Flow 29.3

Friday, May 1st, 2026 ~ John Michael Currie

 MAY  MAYDAY~!

"May Day~? Why, that's the Russian New Year~!"

And the Frawnche reason for the emergency distress call

Happy first of May~! John Michael Currie is a regular here at the LA Times crossword, but it's been  while; his last appearance was in Nov 2024.  Today we have a calm, gimmick-free puzzle compared to last Friday, but alas, "Ah me", we have a dozen names again.  55 theme squares of the total fill, or about 30% of the construction, the theme is basically a simple 'self-regarding' play on words/abbrs, half clever, half not so much.  A standard 15x15 grid, a balance again of 3-, 4- & 5-letter words, no circles, too many names, and a couple of twurds; the themers;  

20. Color commentator's remark about a zebra on the field?: REF REFERENCE - typically an NFL slang term, 'zebra' refers to the REFeree

29. Pickling, canning, headspace, annealing, etc.?: JAR JARGON - I understand pickling and canning, but I had to look up headspace, and annealing in reference to jars

37. Like clockwork, e.g.?: ANALOG ANALOGY - The clip below is too funny - and too sad

Can you tell me what time it is~?

45. Pressing the "permanent press" button?: IRON IRONY - It does seem to be Ironic

The 'perm press' setting is in the center

56. "Words are but wind"?: META METAPHOR - oooh, trippy . . . 

Wait, But More There Is . . .

ACROSS:

1. Departing word: CIAO - Italian lesson

5. "Of course," in Oviedo: CLARO - Español lesson, technically means "clear"; Oviedo is this city in Spain ( geo name #1 ) - see also map at 18A.

10. Chevrolet model until 2019: VOLT - really rough way to start the first row of  Across fills; foreign word/foreign word/name - sheesh, can we get an English words puzzle~?

The Wiki for those who are curious

14. Address letters: HTTP - website address, that is

15. Bleachers shoutout: "HI MOM~!" - this twurd has made 36 other crossword puzzles

16. Biblical plot: EDEN - plot as in land, not story arc

17. Dramatic sigh: "AH ME..."

18. St. Teresa's birthplace: AVILA - geo name #2 - more here

Dos cuidades

19. Succeeding: NEXT

23. Created hazardous driving conditions, perhaps: SLEETED - uh-huh . . .

24. Two-digit sign: PEACE - my parents, both born in the UK, made it clear that "palm in" was a far more vulgar version of the sign . . . 

The origins of the "V" for Victory ( peace ) sign

28. Org. that promotes vegan leather: PETA - an acronym, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals

33. Quaint affirmation: "'TIS"

35. Sticky stuff: GOO

36. Abnormal: ODD

42. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, for one: DUO - names #3 - the Wiki, and a tie-in to 4D.

43. Comedian Wong: ALI - name #4; see also the last Down clue

44. Prefix with binary: NON

49. Swim/bike/run races, briefly: TRIs - meh, a semi-abbr for triathlon

52. Growing alarm: PANIC - "Not only is it slightly cheaper, it has the words DON'T PANIC printed in large, friendly letters on its cover"

The Hichhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

53. Lifeblood: ESSENCE

60. Place to find one's credit history?: IMDb - the Internet Movie Database, and film credits

63. Home of Creighton University: OMAHA - filled via perps, geo name #5

64. Net: EARN - think paycheck

65. Tarot figure carrying a bindle: FOOL

From the Rider-Waite Deck

66. Program broadcast from Rockefeller Plaza: TODAY - good clue/answer for this fill; I didn't know it

67. Gastropub pours: ALES - a WAG

68. Maker of Inzone gaming gear: SONY - got most via perps; name (ish)

69. Presents inaccurately, as data: SKEWS

70. Try out: TEST

DOWN:

1. Nears burning: CHARS - I got it, but it seems slightly 'off ' - I mean, the outside is burned . . . 

2. Geek Squad offering: IT HELP - this has appeared in seven other puzzles

I can't see the problem . . .

3. Charge for cash: ATM FEE - this has appeared in twenty other grids

4. Gilbert and Sullivan work: OPERETTA - filled via perps; I recognize the names, but not their legacy

5. Abrade: CHAFE - not SCUFF

6. Club record holder?: LIVE DJ - not a unique fill

7. "The Kite Runner" boy: AMIR - a name, #6, a book, and a movie - it's IMDb

8. Part: ROLE

9. Yemen neighbor: OMAN - geo name #7

10. Deceptive layer: VENEER - I suppose "deceptive" refers more to a persona, than, say, furniture

11. Amanda Gorman's "An __ We Owe": ODE - the poem, here; name (ish)

12. Latin law: LEX - oops, not RES; I can't remember a 'thing' 🙄

13. Boom operator's need?: TNT - har-har; trying to be fresh with a stale fill

21. Cybercommerce: eTAIL

22. Audit firm exec: CPA - Certified Public Accountant, CW staple

25. Spellbound: AGOG - Dah~! Not AWED; only 25% correct

26. "Dirt Cheap" country singer Johnson: CODY - the sentimental YouTube music video, name #8

27. Terminus: END

30. "From the top": AGAIN

31. Kim Possible sidekick __ Stoppable: RON - name #9 - Here's a family tree I found - I also noted that the Downy in-wash scent booster "Unstopables" product is spelled wrong . . . 

Coor's Artic Ice ( missing the inner c ) is another example

32. Cusack of the "Toy Story" franchise: JOAN - I tried John, her brother, just one letter off, but still Bzzzzt~!  name #10

34. Skyrocket: SOAR

37. Lighting effect: AURA - I tried HALO . . . 

38. Lunch hour, for some: NOON - neither ONE PM nor TWO PM would fit

39. Mop & __: GLO - More product spelling trickery - from founders John Mop & Tom Glo 😜

I don't use Mop & Glo, but I do have the spin bucket

40. "__ luck!": LOTSA - two Fridays in a row with this answer

41. How viral videos might be played: ON REPEAT - also not a unique fill

42. Short decline: DIP - I notice the price of gasoline spikes, but only "dips" back to its previous level

46. With quick movements: NIMBLY

47. Clinch: ICE - like a playoff spot

48. Rodeo cry: "YEEHAW~!" - has made two other crosswords

50. Half of a meditative refrain: INHALE - Exhale . . . Omm . . .

Eddie Van "Inhalen"

51. Film compositions: SCORES - Ah.  I filled in FRAMES; well, they are composed of frames . . .

54. Collar supports: STAYS

55. Dada pioneer Max: ERNST - name #11, but I learned this from doing crosswords - bizarre stuff

57. Fries alternative: TOTS - I got flak from my gym class people because I made my shepherd's pie "wrong" - tater tots are not the "same thing" as mashed potatoes 🙄

...and then my trainer says "It does look good~!"

58. Out of control: AMOK

59. Not natural: MADE - I guess . . . Friday vague

60. Hypotheticals: 'IFs' - A Pulp Fiction quote two weeks in a row . . . here's the NSFW clip with Jules on the phone to Mr. Wallace

61. Ranch sound: MOO - take your guess; BAA, MAA, "GIT~!" 😜

62. Put on: DON - "on" and "on" in clue & answer, a bit weak . . . but then again, the alternate is a name

Splynter

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