Kevin and daughter Kaela ( see here ) have teamed up to give us a mirror symmetry, FOURTEEN x 16 grid with horizontal Royalty in the themers, and a vertical Royal Reveal. Kevin and wife Zhou Zhang paired up here for the LA Times back on July 10. Because of the odd-sized grid, both 52A. and 57A. are unique fills. Triple-five corners, 24 3LWs, ten names, and no circles. The themers and reveal;
19. Head of a hive: QUEEN BEE
29. Colorful bird with a daggerlike bill: KINGFISHER
52. Milkweed pollinator also called "common tiger":MONARCH BUTTERFLY
YO DUDE, that's like, backwards, my man. . . .25A.
Up, Up, And Away We Go~!
ACROSS:
1. Weight-to-height meas.: BMI - Body Mass Index - my trainer has me do a "weigh-in" every two weeks; my fat % went from 40 down to 29.8 over the three months I have been working out - and we're steady holding at 30lbs lost, as well - the next 30 are going to be harder
36. Hawkeye Pierce player on "M*A*S*H": ALAN ALDA - his whole crossword-friendly name ( #9 ) today
40. Law school newbie: ONE L - crossword staple
41. Absolut alternative: SKYY - Vodkas; here's some "JACK" for a Royal Flush
43. Like audiobooks, once: ON CD
44. Child's punishment, maybe: NO TV - that was my generation; today I am guessing it's "no phone"
47. Snoozefest: YAWNER - Booooooring~!
48. "Animal Farm" novelist George: ORWELL - Double Plus Ungood - his 'other' novel, name #10
50. Appear that way: SEEM TO
51. Image-cultivating group, informally: PR TEAM - Public Relations - the spin doctors
53. Carriage puller: HORSE - OK I was looking for a "10" horse team for the Royal Flush
Alas, we only have eight . . . .
54. Desert or tundra: BIOME - toyed with CLIME
55. Company for DIY movers: U-HAUL
It does say you can move a 2-3 bedroom house . . . .
56. Like some tartar sauce: TANGY
58. Ruler divs., casually: MMs - not "INs", which I didn't think was correct; not sure why we had the 'casually' in the clue, with 'divs.' already there for the abbr.
Carmelita Spats, from a Series of Unfortunate Events
We had a Saturday puzzle last month from Chandi Deitmer, cowritten with Erik Agard; today she has teamed up with crossword constructor Claire Rimkus, who has puzzles published in the NYT, mostly Fridays. While I found the reveal to be cute, the ridiculous number of names - person, place and thing - so many of them that I lost count, just drained the fun out of the solve. There were a few crossings that I did not appreciate, e.g. CATIO/CASABA, FARRO/SEURAT. Big, chunky triple-seven(ish) corners, no circles, a balance of 3&4LWs, but overall, a "meh" for me - YMMV. The themers, and the reveal;
16. Professional who makes a lot of scents?: PERFUMER - one of only two unique fills today, CATIO being the other. I have linked this before, but I find it fascinating that not only is it a "thing", but I bought a sample, and happen to like the cologne. Perfumer Xerjoff teamed up with Black Sabbath's riff master guitarist Tony Iommi to create a fragrance called "Scent of Dark"
The promotional video
25. Professional who sniffs out crime?: POLICE DOG - animal #1; couldn't decide which I liked more
No new friend yet, but I am Cooper-sitting while my brother is on his honeymoon next month
37. Professional who helps you breathe easy?: ALLERGIST - a physician who specially trained to diagNOSE, treat and manage allergies, asthma, etc.
53. Professional who stops to smell the rosés?: SOMMELIER - "Ro-zays", the 'pink' wines; a sommelier is a wine expert, knows how to pair them with food, etc.; my friend who runs three restaurants on Long Island started out as one; the "nose" of a wine is its scent in the glass - here's one website
64. Rhinoplasties, or an apt description of 16-, 25-, 37-, and 53-Across?: NOSE JOBS - each of the themers is a "job" related to a type of 'nose'
And Away We Go~!
ACROSS:
1. Huge volume?: TOME - not enough to fool me, big book....
5. Animated pic: GIF - I tried "CEL" - but pic is an abbr, ergo GIF - Graphic Interchange Format
8. Model Delevingne: CARA - name #1 - how have I never heard of her~?
13. Obama-era legislation, for short: ACA - Affordable Care Act
14. Canary melon kin: CASABA - never head of this fruit
18. Lion or tiger: ANIMAL - along with these two, we have six other animals in this puzzle today
19. Pt. of some gender-affirming care: HRT - Didn't know this one, either, at least as clued - Hormone Replacement Therapy - more here
20. "The Circus" painter Georges: SEURAT - name #2; his Wiki
22. "The Elephants" painter Salvador: DALI - name #3, animal #2 - I know the painter; had the "wrong" painting
I was thinking Swans Reflecting Elephants - this one
23. Puma rival: ASICS - name(ish) - footwear
27. Chorus section: TENORS
29. Make the cut?: LOP
30. Novelist Patchett: ANN - name #4
31. Cape Cod Bay mammal: SEAL - I did not know there was such an animal - #3
32. Mayberry boy: OPIE - name #5
35. Donkeys: ASSES - animal #4
40. Dahi-based drink: LASSI - NOT the animal, but a name all the same - more here
43. Clarinet insert: REED
44. Oklahoma city: ENID - place name #1
48. Poet Limón: ADA - name #6
49. Mega Man platform letters: NES - Nintendo Entertainment System; 1987 video game
51. Like plants that grow at high elevations: ALPINE
57. Cravat alternative: ASCOT - neckwear
58. "You got that right!": "TRUE~!"
59. Color on the Qatari flag: MAROON
61. Afore: ERE
62. Inspire 34-Down: ENRAGE
66. More treasured: DEARER
67. Kind of suffix?: "ISH"
68. Textbook section: UNIT
69. Old-timey television feature: DIAL
70. GPS approximation: ETA
71. Understands: GETS
DOWN:
1. Tall headgear: TOP HATS - I remember being appalled the first time seeing this guy on MTV, the "cousin Itt" of Rock N Roll, and his now famous "top hat"
Slash performing at Back to the Beginning - R.I.P. Ozzy Osbourne
2. Supervise: OVERSEE
3. Tennis great Hingis: MARTINA - name #7 - her Wiki
4. Pixie: ELF - Pixie is the name of my 2014 Prius C-2; 40-50MPG, corners like it's on rails
5. Ready to dive in: GAME - this took me a while to suss; the phrase "I'm game~!"
6. Get a winter coat?: ICE UP - pondered "SLEET"
7. Grain that may be cooked like risotto: FARRO - never heard of this
8. Preserve: CAN - the verb
9. Off-mic comment: ASIDE - meh. I think of an 'aside' being an stage actor's comment to the audience
10. Open-sided shelters: RAMADAS - I was today years old when I learned this
11. Rock-clinging gastropod: ABALONE - A-buh-low-nee; animal #5 - I have heard of them, but never eaten one - the Wiki
14. Screened porch for an indoor pet: CATIO - I put in PATIO, figured there must be more to this; crossing an unknown melon didn't help - but it is a thing - animal #6
15. Sets straight: ALIGNS
17. Former country that included five -stan countries, for short: USSR - place name #2
21. Make a claim: ALLEGE
24. Sugary drinks: COLAS - I had SODAS - 60% correct
26. Filing pros: CPAs - Certified Public Accountants - crosswordese
28. La Tierra's star: SOL -Espaniol lesson; The Earth, and the Sun
33. Region in the Achaemenid Empire: PERSIA - place name #3 - sheesh, on Wednesday~?
34. Heated anger: IRE - these names are getting my IRE up, too many can "62A." me
36. Pedometer units: STEPS - On my walk last week, I ventured down the railroad tracks to take this photo
38. Request from an underprepared actor: LINE - Pssst~! Line~! an unintended "ASIDE"
This is the fourth collaboration between "Ironman" Dan ( see here - thanks HuskerG~! ) and our lovely hostess, C.C., plus their second crossword this month for the LA Times. A simple but enjoyable puzzle featuring four unique and different "Rays", with two 10-letter Down fills as well. Twenty 3LWs, Twenty-six 4LWs, a handful of names, and no circles. Yay~! The themers, with no reveal;
17. Place to catch some rays: SCI-FI MOVIE - classic "laser guns" type of "RAY" - I loved the original 1953 War of the Worlds movie - and despite being a huge fan of Speilberg's work and the stunning visuals, his remake was awful
Based on the H.G. Wells book
34. Place to catch some rays: ROOFTOP DECK
Now that's how to find 11D.~!
42. Place to catch a Ray: FOOD NETWORK - Rachel Ray, that is - struggling lately
6. Butter used in pantua: GHEE - Learned from doing crosswords
10. Lack of objectivity: BIAS
14. Wood that repels moths: CEDAR - I currently have a cedar bench in my kitchen, but I have plans to build a foyer on the front stoop of my house - the bench will move in there; item #28 on my self-inflicted "to-do" list . . . .
15. Covered with grease: OILY - I got covered in grease last week when I discovered the trailer ball on my minivan was rusted into the hitch bar; it took 70A. of penetrating oil, lying on the garage floor, and a sledgehammer to get the thing loose and free, dammit.
16. "Do __ others ... ": "UNTO" - The Golden Rule
19. Nose-in-the-air sort: SNOB
20. Set of the rosary: DECADE - I have it on good authority that this was the editor's clue; not familiar with a 'decade of the rosary' ( I'm not Catholic, just spiritual ), a "set" of ten Hail Marys - more here
21. Scavenging carnivore: HYENA
22. [This isn't my typo]: SIC
23. Like a locked door: SHUT
26. Visibly embarrassed: RED - or like lethal alien "Death rays"
27. Traffic report vehicles, briefly: COPTERS - Ironic when it creates the traffic and can't report it . . . .
1. Loops in on an email thread: CCs - a self-shout-out~?
2. Remote button with a red dot: RECord - or the "Death ray" button 😜
3. Response to "Anyone see that?": "I DID~!" - unparsed, it's "IDID"; looks Latin
4. Least dangerous: SAFEST - "don't push the button with the red dot~!"
5. More expensive: PRICIER
6. "No news is __ news": GOOD
7. Spots for queens: HIVES - oh, that kind of queen - bees; I was thinking chess board
I made this image with Revit; here's another cool chess image
8. "Hostel" director Roth: ELI - I was going to add a link, but it's horror, and NSFW - or me, really
9. Calm part of a storm: EYE
10. Unable to hang out: BUSY
11. State sought in meditation: INNER PEACE - OM - our first 10-letter Down fill
12. Right wrongs: ATONE - Dah~! Not AMEND; 40% correct, plus an "E"
13. Just terrible: SO BAD - like my War of the Worlds 2005 review
18. "Large" prefix: MACRO - Don McMillan, Technically Funny
Better than "Microsoft"
21. URL opener: HTTP - HyperText Transfer Protocol
24. Souped-up car: HOT ROD
25. __, dos, tres: UNO - Espaniol lesson dos
27. Hairdo: COIF - had it, took it out; my 29D was GOLF shirts, so the Across answers were not making any sense
28. Approximately: OR SO
29. Top choices for golfers: POLO SHIRTS - 'top' as in clothing; by default could NOT be "GOLF shirts", Duh. The second 10-letter Down fill.
30. Provide comfort to: SOOTHE
32. Say further: ADD
35. __ and far between: FEW
36. Family group: CLAN
37. Warmhearted: KIND
39. Toronto summer hrs.: EDT - Eastern Daylight Time - we need to scrap this nonsense
43. Catches a few z's: NAPS - I am up at 3 or 4am every day, and take a nap every day - I like this way of living
44. Adult ed class: ESL - Crosswordese, English as Second Language
45. Sticky pine secretion: RESIN
46. Stay in shape: KEEP FIT - Dah~! Not WORK OUT - I have grown to enjoy my workout at the gym - this past Saturday, my trainer was out ( he went to the ball game the night before ) and I had the opportunity to "play hookey", but I went in anyway; he sent me a text of what exercises I could do that morning
50. Spanish dish with rice and saffron: PAELLA - I enjoy this dish, but over the past few weeks, I have been perfecting my "chicken crust" pizza, where I use ground chicken, 93% lean, to make a 'pie' - it is so good, and good for me
51. Calculus calculations: AREAS - specifically the area under a curve
I prefer L x W . . . . 😁
52. Bathhouse hot spot: SAUNA
54. Singer's representative: AGENT - I'd like to be just famous enough to require an agent, whether for my music, games, or publications - I am still working on my Sci-Fi novel
57. "What __ it matter?": "DOES"
59. "Well, darn!": "RATS~!"
60. Enjoy a bubble bath: SOAK - I came home to soak last Saturday, partially due to being sore, and also due to the poison ivy - which I get every F*&%ing summer - aaah, Aveeno~!
62. Bird with piercing eyes: OWL - "WHO" has piercing eyes~?
Are you lookin' at me~?
63. Jensen Huang of Nvidia, e.g.: CEO - didn't recognize him, but it was easy enough to suss
64. Atomic number of hydrogen: ONE - the first, and most abundant element in the universe